Tuesday, August 02, 2005

World domination!

Do you want to be the first kid on your block to own your own stylish, rotating SHÄDY ÄCRES globe?
Well, I figured out how to do it. I do after all hold a doctorate in Panty Studies. Simply copy this text to your template, preferably in as many different places as possible:

Or would you rather be the proud owner of this decorative banner, the eagle standard of the Finnmärscker National Singularity Worker's Caucus?


Then cut and paste this text into your template with wild abandon:

Get it before your neighbor. Get it before it becomes mandatory.

(The SHÄDY ÄCRES globe is only available in white and may cause epilepsy. The Eagle Standard is only available in black and may cause delusions of grandeur. Keep out of the reach of children. Do not ingest.)

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