Monday, November 30, 2009

Pictures accompanied by witty comments

First of all, I have to warn you; there's a tiny bit of product placement going on in this blog post, but you probably won't notice.

This is a girl I know.

Some kids who hang around the house sometimes. They're kind of noisy.

Not all the time, though. I don't know which freaks me out the most.

They sneak into my office and use my pens, which is highly annoying.

I have to tolerate it because I'm scared of their mothers. That's the awful truth.

I hate it when they leave ink stains on my desk. This is not some nursery, it's a workplace goddammit!

Go read a book or something, you miscreants. There. Now they're all silent again. It creeps me out.

Muffin time! In the blue house it's muffin time when you least expect it. You think I'm kidding, but I'm not.

Look pensive.

Look pensive, I said. No, pensive, not bored.

This one kid is so bored he has to stimulate himself with a hand puppet.

Oh, I'm so booored. There's nothing to dooo.

TA DAH! Board game time. Yay!

So this is the world premiere of my board game, PING, which is now available in a book shop near you (if you happen to live near a book shop in Bergen, Norway).

Yes, that's right. Bergen, Norway. Not Lüleå, Finnmärk. How did you get that crazy idea?

I have NO idea what's going on here. Probably another super creative brain wave.

This other kid is doing push-ups or something. What the hell is going on here? I don't even remember taking this picture!

Hanging out at my parents' house. If I knew the exact growth rate of the kid's hair I would be able to calculate the time span between these two photos.

Autumn. What a lovely time of year. We are reminded of the time Jesus Christ our saviour got drunk with his band mates, and he was in some crazy bar fight, and then he wrote psalm no. 257 the next morning while he was still hung over.

Some lady in the woods somewhere.

There's that lady again. I hope she's not an evil witch or something.

Ooooh, some scary ruins deep in the woods. WATCH OUT! Oh, it was just a chanterelle.

What's going on here? Hey, I know that view.

We've been here before, haven't we?

What - another kid?!

Great. Another mouth to feed.

We'll call her Bella, because she's beautiful.

What - are you still here? Go home! Oh. You live here.

Dusk in the valley of the happy nice people.

Look at that beautiful baby. Look at it. You feel sleepy. You want to buy board games. Lots and lots of board games.

Lots and lots and lots of board games. THOUSANDS of board games. Go out and buy them now.

Or I'll train the baby to throw rocks at you.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

"Udansk"

I denne artikkel fra Politiken kan du læse om noget så udansk som inddrivning av beskyttelsespenge, fra noget så dansk som en... SM-klinik??

Hvor er det dejligt at lov og orden-partierne som har siddet ved magten siden 2001 har skabt sådan et fredeligt og hyggeligt lille samfund.

Gud velsigne Danmark.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

OK guys, time for lunch


-What, already? Can't we shoot some more boars first?
-You're right. Let's shoot some more boars.
-He's right. We haven't shot nearly enough boars yet.
-I agree. More boar-shooting! More! More! More!
-Me too. I haven't met the quota yet. I only shot seventeen boars.
-You are such a loser. I shot twenty-six boars before breakfast.
-Stop it guys. You're boaring me.
-(All) Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh ho ho! Ha ha ha! Ha! Hum.

Friday, November 27, 2009

Klart vi skal dit! Hele familien!



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Thursday, November 26, 2009

Spam free Ukrainian dating

(Warning: Contains canned meat products made mainly from ham)

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Saturday, November 21, 2009

This is one dead blog

Maybe I
should have
spent my
valuable time
building an
online portfolio
instead.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Mikkel - en hverdagsfilosof

Hva skjedde? Hvor ble det av dagene? Var det livet? Hvorfor skjer det ingenting på denne bloggen? Er jeg den eneste som skriver noe her? Hvorfor det? Er det min feil? Får jeg lønn for det? Ikke det, altså?

Vil det si jeg jobber gratis for å more dere utakknemmelige idioter som bare syter og klager hele tiden? "Uhuu, vi kjeder oss, Mikkel. Underhold oss! Underhold oss! Uhuuu." Psssht! Gå og kjøp dere en Donald Pocket, sier nå jeg.

Vel vel. La nå det ligge. Vi har alle vårt. Jeg har mange baller i luften akkurat nå, og med baller mener jeg testikler. Ja, det stemmer, jeg står på hender mens jeg skriver dette. "Mange" baller er kanskje en overdrivelse, men jeg kan telle i hvert fall en to-tre stykker.

Uansett. Vi lever i en spennende tid. Store hendelser skjer rett der borte, men du er ikke invitert. Hvis du er heldig får du sett det på TV senere.

Sunday, November 08, 2009

GET OFF MY BACK


This is to inform you that we've gone surfing.