Pictures accompanied by witty comments
This is a girl I know.
Some kids who hang around the house sometimes. They're kind of noisy.
Not all the time, though. I don't know which freaks me out the most.
They sneak into my office and use my pens, which is highly annoying.
I have to tolerate it because I'm scared of their mothers. That's the awful truth.
I hate it when they leave ink stains on my desk. This is not some nursery, it's a workplace goddammit!
Go read a book or something, you miscreants. There. Now they're all silent again. It creeps me out.
Muffin time! In the blue house it's muffin time when you least expect it. You think I'm kidding, but I'm not.
Look pensive, I said. No, pensive, not bored.
This one kid is so bored he has to stimulate himself with a hand puppet.
Oh, I'm so booored. There's nothing to dooo.
TA DAH! Board game time. Yay!
So this is the world premiere of my board game, PING, which is now available in a book shop near you (if you happen to live near a book shop in Bergen, Norway).
Yes, that's right. Bergen, Norway. Not Lüleå, Finnmärk. How did you get that crazy idea?
I have NO idea what's going on here. Probably another super creative brain wave.
This other kid is doing push-ups or something. What the hell is going on here? I don't even remember taking this picture!
Hanging out at my parents' house. If I knew the exact growth rate of the kid's hair I would be able to calculate the time span between these two photos.
Autumn. What a lovely time of year. We are reminded of the time Jesus Christ our saviour got drunk with his band mates, and he was in some crazy bar fight, and then he wrote psalm no. 257 the next morning while he was still hung over.
Some lady in the woods somewhere.
There's that lady again. I hope she's not an evil witch or something.
Ooooh, some scary ruins deep in the woods. WATCH OUT! Oh, it was just a chanterelle.
What's going on here? Hey, I know that view.
We've been here before, haven't we?
What - another kid?!
Great. Another mouth to feed.
We'll call her Bella, because she's beautiful.
What - are you still here? Go home! Oh. You live here.
Dusk in the valley of the happy nice people.
Look at that beautiful baby. Look at it. You feel sleepy. You want to buy board games. Lots and lots of board games.
Lots and lots and lots of board games. THOUSANDS of board games. Go out and buy them now.
Or I'll train the baby to throw rocks at you.