Monday, May 18, 2009

I just had a great idea for a children's book

The story is all about Poldi, a Kameradschaftsführer in the Hitlerjugend Marine, and his simply wunderbar adventures.

Poldi travels all over Europe, North Africa and huge chunks of Russia to fight the enemies of the Reich and make friends with all the manly heroes of the Waffen SS.

If you're interested in Poldi, and want to know more about his wunderbar adventures, please send me 500 shining new Deutschmarks. Remember to enclose a self-addressed and stamped envelope marked "gay nazi children's book."

Sieg Heil.

4 Comments:

Blogger mrtn said...

Ok, so I'm not going to send you any Deutschmarks or a SASE, but you are simply going to have to dish up some Poldi right quick.

8:30 pm  
Blogger Mikkel said...

Tch tch. Poldi is very disappointed. Poldi needs a new pair of shoes.

10:24 pm  
Anonymous WhoDoIKnowFromPoland said...

Oh, wunderbar. Almost like Maja Berezowska.

11:12 pm  
Blogger Mikkel said...

Thank you for the obscure reference.

11:45 pm  

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