Friday, March 28, 2008

Flammen & Citronen


»Det pæneste man kan sige om denne film, hvis det er pænt, er at den hylder det naive historiesyn; i forsøg i det mere dybsindige, henfalder den til det kedeligt ubegribelige. Et neonationalistisk panoptikon af overvejende papfigurer, der vil egne sig til aftenunderholdning ved Dansk Folkepartis og Venstres landsmøder. Rent bortset fra at cirka en tredjedel af dialogen ikke er til at forstå, fordi spillerne ikke artikulerer hensigtsmæssigt.« 
Georg Metz i Information

Monday, March 24, 2008

The last thing you'll see in this world

Saturday, March 15, 2008

I'M SPARTACUS!!!

Friday, March 14, 2008

Is St. Patrick's Day today?




Do we care?







Across the sea will come Adze-head, crazed in the head,
His cloak with hole for the head, his stick bent in the head.
He will chant impieties from a table in the front of his house;
All his people will answer: "so be it, so be it."

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Thanks to amazing new technology -

- we are now able to predict what people will look like in the future!

Apparently they will look something like this.

Don't worry, I'm making it up. Actually I'm just testing my new pen tablet. Isn't it simply magnificent? Feel free to grovel in terror and awe of my godlike powers.

Facts about Archaeopteryx

Archaeopteryx always catches the worm. 

Monday, March 10, 2008

It makes so much sense

I just stumbled upon this amazing little piece of lolnazi trivia: The stylish, black uniforms of the German SS were in fact designed and manufactured by Hugo Boss! Yes, that's right. Did you know that? Oh, you did. Then why the hell haven't you told me about it?!!

What?

Saturday, March 08, 2008

Tokyo letters

Tokyo letters don’t write themselves, you know.
Tokyo letters are stamped with cherry blossoms.

The correct way to open a Tokyo letter
Is not with a sword, as one would think.

After the storm, the disorderly heap of fallen leaves.
When you lift the mat to shake them off, Tokyo letter.

The first line: “I have never been to Tokyo”.

Friday, March 07, 2008

Finally - International Women's Day!

You know me. I'm all about international womens.

Actually, I was going to do this whole bit about socialist feminism (feminist historical materialism bla bla bla domination results from the capitalist appropriation of the surplus value that is produced by the workers bla bla bla reproductive labor in the home bla bla the exploitation of this labor in capitalist modes of production bla bla bla) versus radical feminism (the social relation between the sexes is organized so that men may dominate and women must submit bla bla bla difference is in itself a function of domination bla bla bla heterosexual intercourse is the paradigm of male domination bla bla bla we’re all white and middle class and yet somehow subjugated bla bla bla) - but I’m not really in the mood. Whatever brand of feminism you subscribe to is fine with me. I’m with you, sisters!

The strong women dollar is big dollar













Innocent Cameroonians being lured!

More here.

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

I wouldn't do that if I were you, Dave

This is a picture my new machine took of me without my knowledge or consent. My friend was helping me set up the camera thingie over the phone, and it just went off. Hello, stupid. 

Sunday, March 02, 2008

I've decided it's the first day of spring

Saturday, March 01, 2008

The Hateful Kinship



In clouds of dust and wheel-lock pistol smoke
Nine gallant cuirassiers did make their charge
Upon a line of lancers on a hill…
And time stood still
When out of the corner of his eye YOUNG PRINCE HARRY
(Forward Air Controller & 3rd in line of succession)
Recognized his own reddish, distorted face
Reflected in the smooth of his raised sabre/missile;
But stranger still,
Reflected also from the blade of his royal sabre
To the points of the heathen lances & back again,
So that every single piece of polished steel in that scorched desert
Shewed only the face of NOBLE PRINCE HARRY
And the line broke –