Monday, February 25, 2008

Today I want to talk about Jesus

Jesus said: No man can serve two masters, for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon. Saying thus, Jesus went to the temple, and verily, he started some drama: For he drove out those who bought and sold, and overturned the tables of the moneychangers. He said: It is written, My house shall be called a house of prayer for all nations, but you have made it a den of thieves. The moneychangers just laughed, and moved all their funds to secret accounts in Liechtenstein. Shortly thereafter Jesus was crucified. Since that day, all Christians have been staunch supporters of the market economy, which makes a lot of sense when you think about it. If you can’t beat them, join them.

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