Chewing gum

- Fruit or vegetable?

I'll be honest and say seafood disturbs me

Where can I get a t-shirt like that? Does anyone know? I simply must have it. Otherwise I'll never be happy. Not truly happy. Not as happy as this guy. Not as happy as Larry.

What the picture doesn't show is that Larry has the lower body of a scorpion. So you see, he's really a LOL-scorpion, but without the LOL. "I'm in ur shooze, laying my eggz." Not so funny when you think about it.

Breaking up big rocks on the chain gang

Wanna see my sweet honey baby
Wanna jerk this chain off an’ run
Wanna lay down somewhere shädy
Lawd, it sho is hot in the sun
Hold ‘er steady right there while I hit it
There! I reckon that oughta git it
Been workin’ an’ workin’
But I still got so terribly long to go

A nice picture I took at Madame Tussauds

Let my people go

to hell.

Folk flest, med andre ord

"I gjennomsnitt finner rapporten at de største feiloppfatningene opptrer hos de som er eldre, mindre utdannet, bor utenfor store byer, tjener under gjennomsnittet eller stemmer FrP."

Bombe.

The gold must come home

The gold is home. It is home, the gold. Watch the puppet while I steal your wallet.

Run

Sunlight

Certain people I know

It's the dancing koala

(sic)

"Jeg ber Gud velsigne Stortingets gjæring."

Kong Harald V av Norge ved Stortingets åpning

Progressive Party gingerbread clones