Saturday, November 03, 2007

Call for rodenticide


There's a dead rat in our wall and there's a sickly sweet and pugent odour of decaying rodent in the living room. We've turned the heater off to make it less potent, so now it's cold and stinky in here. Did I mention we're broke? Send some goddam money too.

16 Comments:

Blogger suttonhoo said...

oh no -- this is how it begins -- you'll rant for a while -- and then we'll never hear from you again.

3:10 am  
Blogger Mikkel said...

A pattern emerges.

7:29 am  
Blogger mrtn said...

Are you sure the smell isn't Mikkel? I thought there was a rat in my wall, and it just turned out to be Mikkel.

9:11 am  
Blogger Susanne said...

All in all you´re just another rat in the wall.

11:25 am  
Blogger Sara said...

Yeah. We don't call him stinky for nothing. However, this stench is a bit different from Stinky's armpits. Now I have the flu too, and I'm told it takes around two weeks for the damned thing to decay and vanish. Not Mikkel, that is.

5:43 pm  
Blogger Mikkel said...

I don't have to take this abuse.

7:35 pm  
Anonymous ungovernable said...

tear down the wall and rip the friggin thing out. mail me yer account number, but hurry, i'm on the little blue pills right NOW.

10:21 pm  
Blogger Sara said...

Best comment æver.

4:52 pm  
Blogger ion said...

hate to bring this up, but what was mikkel doing in the wall in the first place?

9:18 pm  
Blogger Mikkel said...

I'm in ur wall reading ur thorts.

9:09 am  
Blogger mrtn said...

[insert gruesome picture here]

"O hai im just decompozn"

11:41 am  
Anonymous børvis said...

we had 10-12 mice in OUR walls, you should have seen the ones glued into the floor underneath the washing machine and the fridge, almost rotted away, almost not...

12:03 pm  
Blogger Mikkel said...

WE used to live in a shoe box in the middle of the road.

10:43 pm  
Anonymous ungovernable said...

i used to live in a tiny two wheel caravan that tilted all the time, with this guy that loved his crack pipe more than anything else in the world, there were mice sometimes, but they always found nicer places to go and die.

3:19 pm  
Blogger Sara said...

Yes, even the mice had enough sense to stay away from that rotten caravan. What was that lardy German's name?

10:50 am  
Anonymous ungovernable said...

don´t remember. only remember that he had chemical scars from when his xtc lab exploded, or maybe it was pcp, or some other dangerous substance.

9:46 am  

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