Thursday, July 26, 2007

Welcome, new SHÄDY ÄCRES user!

Using SHÄDY ÄCRES is going to change the way you think about staying in touch with friends and family. Did you know you can send and receive SHÄDY ÄCRES updates via mobile texting, instant message, or the web? To do that, you'll want to visit your settings page - and you'll want to invite some friends! The New York Times calls SHÄDY ÄCRES "one of the fastest-growing phenomena on the Internet." TIME Magazine says, "SHÄDY ÄCRES is on its way to becoming the next killer app," Newsweek notes that "Suddenly, it seems as though all the world's a-SHÄKIN'," while the Lüleå Courier describes SHÄDY ÄCRES as "just another artsy get-rich-quick scam from Finnmärk, the Nigeria of Scandinavia". Thanks again for signing up! We'll send some people over to collect the money you owe us for reading this.


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