Monday, February 05, 2007

Love is in the air

I am truly blessed. Have I ever told you about the time I invented sugar free gum? Doors just open for me, people smile at me where ever I go. It's always been that way. The halo effect, I think is the word for it. And yet I am haunted by a fashionably melancholic streak which gives me the right to treat you any way I want. So move over, all you fat, ugly, stupid people. Here comes the guy who invented sugar free gum.

6 Comments:

Anonymous ungovernable said...

ja.let's hear it for the rich and thin.

10:09 am  
Blogger Sara said...

But that's YOU!! Hehe.

10:31 am  
Anonymous ungovernable said...

rich, thin and meaningless

2:56 pm  
Anonymous ungovernable said...

if your parents die before they spend all their money, you could be one too!

2:59 pm  
Blogger Sara said...

Only I'm fat, so.

3:12 pm  
Anonymous ungovernable said...

a passing stage. besides, you'd be rich and meaningful. of this i am certain.

3:39 pm  

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