Monday, January 29, 2007

Hello from Beyond

Breastfeeding is eating away at my short-term memory. I even forget to write stuff down on notes, and if I do, I forget them. On a brighter note, my breasts are larger than ever.

15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe you may have shed some evolutionary light on why so much porn is populated with busty airheads -- perhaps some primal connection with propagation?

best regards to you and your breasts! I'm confident your memory will wake again once your mammary glands go dormant.

;)

2:17 am  
Anonymous maître said...

congrats on the boob thingy, it's a wonderful chance to actually be samantha fox. Also the short time memory bit is amazing. I passed several oral exams in that state, which is totaly impossible. I was unable to remember anything I tried to study, imagine relating the material. Perhaps there is a relation between boobs and brains...

10:37 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are the breasts eating away at the brain? Questions, questions, questions....

11:59 am  
Blogger Sara said...

Yes, Lasse. I think the fatty tissues of the brain are being sucked out through the breasts. It may also be used to line them.

12:21 pm  
Anonymous ion said...

Lasse, for comparison, it seems slightly similar to the fascinating phase-shifting phenomenon of the male body, running on just enough blood to operate only one head at a time.

1:24 pm  
Blogger Sara said...

You're definitely onto supmtin there, Jon.

5:28 pm  
Anonymous børvis said...

yeah, those two heads would be the strupehode and the kukhode


which just kills a good joke

9:43 am  
Anonymous ungovernable said...

if i only had a brain, lalala

10:53 am  
Blogger MGL said...

Maitre: Perhaps the reason you passed was because the examinator was staring at your breasts?

11:33 am  
Anonymous lena said...

Hmmm. that cleared up a cupple of things, (H-cup)

8:48 am  
Blogger Mikkel said...

Hiccup. I see. Have you tried standing on your head and drinking water?

9:25 am  
Anonymous børvis said...

i tried that, and strangely I NEVER HAD TO PEE whilst up-side-down

10:21 am  
Blogger ion said...

lucky you

2:27 pm  
Anonymous Lena said...

No H- cup as in A B C etc...hmm maybye sice and lack of brain is propotionalin in you y-cronosomes too...that cleares up eaven more. ( I'm ofcorse now talking ego, anything els would bee rude)

11:19 pm  
Anonymous maître said...

mgl, I think that might be a plausible explination.

9:55 am  

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