Saturday, October 07, 2006

Sick of America, tired of Europe

When did America declare war on Europe?

American government agencies, acting on nothing more than incidental evidence and religious prejudice, arbitrarily abduct European citizens. American government agencies transport European citizens to secret prison camps where they are kept indefinitely without the right to a fair trial. American government agencies subject European citizens to torture.

It makes me want to fly European airplanes into American government buildings.

(But I'm not going to, because that would be insane)


Anonymous ungovernable said...

cornhole america

7:53 pm  
Anonymous børvis said...

i bet some cia twat reads this shit

9:02 pm  
Anonymous Lena said...

hihi somtimes u are so funny eaven my boyfriend find u sexy

10:15 pm  
Anonymous some cia twat with a menacing voice said...

The company has in fact filed a screen capture of an earlier version of this post in which the final pathetic (as well as parenthetical) denial is missing.

10:48 pm  
Anonymous ungovernable said...

oh just spread the love goddammit!

10:56 pm  
Blogger Mikkel said...

Or we could use semtex.

4:17 am  
Anonymous ungovernable said...

i don't know who to love and who to semtex anymore

9:57 am  
Blogger Sara said...

With you it's mostly the same thing anyway.

4:12 pm  
Anonymous ungovernable said...

thanks for the semtex. needed that. i really did.

4:23 pm  
Blogger Sara said...

THAT WAS MIKKEL POSTING AS ME. Brilliantly disguised, of course.

4:51 pm  
Anonymous ungovernable said...

well thanks clearing things up. somehow it doesnt hurt so bad to get hurt by the best friend's boyfriend..
or should i call him fiancee

5:40 pm  
Blogger Lasse said...

What a great picture!

10:34 am  
Anonymous børvis said...

it isn't US we should worry about

4:06 pm  
Blogger Mikkel said...

Let's see if these psychos have a strategic missile system before we begin to worry. And anyway, how can Korea be crazier than --

1: USA
2: Russia
3: UK
4: France
5: China
6: Israel
7: India
8: Pakistan

Did I forget some?

Anyway, the United States is still the only nation to have used a nuclear device for military purposes. Twice.

6:08 pm  
Blogger Lasse said...

that picture is so scary! I no it is not the point of the topic - but boy the light at your eye - ARRGGH!!
Well, it seems that only by showing off nuclear weapons can the north Korean government stay in power - I would also be afraid when you see what happens to the rest of the so called axes of evil. I would build a BIG FUCKIN GUN to protect myself! And not for seeing an escalation in the arms race by such a provocation - makes you a plain IDIOT -especially if you are a country!
It is just as stupid as saying there's no link between war and the terror it produces! (see my blog).

9:10 pm  
Anonymous børvis said...

1: USA - erm... uh.. hmm... fuck, actually nothing funny to say about this place at all
2: Russia - dead nation
3: UK - definition of apathy
4: France - too obsessed with froglegs and snails, can't take them seriously
5: China - dude, have you seen their toilet habits? They even have an attitude about it
6: Israel - they are all stoned in India
7: India - too busy banning isrealies from their restaurants
8: Pakistan - oh comeon, what happened to paki-suitcases?

4:46 pm  

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