Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Restoring the terror balance

Great news! We have started our very own SHÄDY ÄCRES nuclear weapons program. I was able to aquire a little uranium on the black arms market, dirt cheap -- Sara is in the kitchen enriching it as we speak. She has scheduled a test detonation next tuesday, and I've already begun building a strategic missile system in the bathroom. Watch that Richter scale!

13 Comments:

Anonymous børvis said...

maybe you should get yourself an xbox or something...

7:18 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

condi called. she wants to swing by on her way home.

7:31 pm  
Blogger Susanne said...

Mix in some chili, in that way the mushroom cloud will be slightly redish and the whole she-bang will taste kinda spicy, for a second right when your skin is peeling off your face and you burn to death.

8:51 pm  
Blogger Susanne said...

Now I got kinda impatient.

8:53 pm  
Anonymous ion said...

Mmmm. Homebrew. Can I come over? I'll bring some V.S.O.P anthrax to go with the coffee.

9:48 pm  
Blogger Lasse said...

Finnmärck a nuclear state!!!?! A peace loving Scandinavian country! When did you decide?

12:24 am  
Blogger haiku cafe said...

bath water squirts out
from every word i write--
down the brain-drain pan!


I swear to God..

12:41 pm  
Anonymous børvis said...

You just might get CIA knocking anytime soon

1:15 pm  
Blogger Lasse said...

That's fare out!

2:28 pm  
Blogger Antagonous said...

but my Richter scale broke! what's a mouse to do?

7:22 pm  
Blogger Antagonous said...

oh yeah and be careful or this could happen to you.

7:25 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Groovy! far out babe..
so far out there are no rules
--so what judges what?


ascerbic

7:53 pm  
Blogger Mikkel said...

I wonder who made that last comment. I guess we'll never know.

8:53 pm  

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