Monday, October 23, 2006

Ergonomics Anonymous


1) Don't you dare move too far right or too far left.

2) Don't you dare move too far up or too far down.

3) Just sit quietly and keep your big mouth shut.

4) And another thing: Your ass is too fat. You know it's true.

5) Better get a tattoo at the small of your back. It'll make you feel free.

6) And grease those elbows! It’s all about output.

7) Do you need a massage? Tough. You're not getting any.

8) No, don’t take your eyes off the screen!

9) Are you getting those headaches again? Here, take a pill.

10) Who paid for your computer? That's right, we did.

11) Tap tap tap. Tap tap tap. Like a good little girl.

12) Remember, if you slip up here, you’ll keep falling forever.

13) We've located you in this hellish, white vacuum for a reason. Never forget it.

8 Comments:

Blogger Rachel said...

Dad, is that you?

10:45 pm  
Blogger Mikkel said...

Yes.

11:01 pm  
Blogger Susanne said...

I know!

12:17 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Psiaiku Café

a place to avoid--
if you have a concrete head
a place to chisel


--The er, Stalker
©2006

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1:28 am  
Blogger Mikkel said...

John, I urge you to get a life.

2:46 am  
Anonymous børvis said...

I RELAPSED I RELAPSED OH NO I CANT STOP

3:54 am  
Blogger Mikkel said...

I don't believe you.

3:59 am  
Anonymous børvis said...

actually i never stopped

1:56 pm  

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