Monday, September 11, 2006

The human drama plays out in one act

Our hero, minding his own business as usual, is attacked by an unknown assailant in his own living room.

Valiantly he tries to defend himself, but alas, no quarter is granted.

Staggering about, the villain's broadsword protruding from his manly chest, our hero laments his cruel fate.

"Help," he cries, "mercy," and "will no one save me?" But in vain. No one pities him. No one cares.

Even his heartless girlfriend is indifferent to his suffering. Gasping with woe he falls over, and within minutes he expires.

16 Comments:

Blogger Sara said...

Typical. You're so full of yourself.

3:22 pm  
Anonymous maître said...

My dear friend, is that your story?

3:42 pm  
Blogger MGL said...

Are those glasses new?

4:27 pm  
Blogger MGL said...

Or are they, in fact, a clue to the identity of your unknown assailant?

4:28 pm  
Blogger Antagonous said...

These are the funniest photos you have EVER posted on this blog. I will be laughing for days and days.

5:31 pm  
Blogger Mikkel said...

Don't you dare mock my art.

5:45 pm  
Blogger Lasse said...

That's what I call a cliffhanger!
If you don't watch out Mr. Spelling will hire you!

9:15 pm  
Blogger Lasse said...

Whens the sequel?

9:16 pm  
Blogger Mikkel said...

This was my humble tribute to the heroes of 9/11.

9:43 pm  
Blogger Mikkel said...

Speaking of which, my brother has done the math on that one.

11:51 pm  
Blogger Lasse said...

I can just hear your moan!

9:59 am  
Anonymous George Bush said...

check out "loose change", search google

3:11 pm  
Blogger MGL said...

Loose screws, more like it.

5:43 pm  
Anonymous george bush said...

loose guns, i got plenty

7:47 pm  
Blogger Mikkel said...

Hm.

12:21 am  
Blogger Lasse said...

It's still Freakin' funny!

12:41 am  

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