Friday, August 25, 2006

Use ze force!

Although you Amerikanischer are clearly a bunch of unterachieffers, Ich muss sagen I like wat you haffe done mitt das place. Es ist beautiful how you get your zocalled Free Press to do your propaganda for you. Ha ha ha!

I like alzo very much zis War on Terror conzept. Ha ha ha! International Terrorism ist as obscure as International Jewry, which giffes you a perfect excuse to trample civil liberties.

As an added bonus, es hat lovely untertones of racism. Und denn you can pretty much invade any country you like looking for it, which ist always nice. You haffe efen convinced ze Italians, I mean ze verdamter Britische, to aid you in zis crazy endeavor.

All you need ist secret konzentration camps where you are free to torture ze untermenschen mit impunity. Ach, you already haffe zose? Wunderbar!

So far so gut. But Achtung! Das trick is not to oferextend your armies trying to get to zose oilfields in ze Kaukasus. I mean ze Middle East, of course. I’m sorry. I get confused.

Sieg Heil!

7 Comments:

Anonymous Sexy Sadie said...

Great!

1:38 pm  
Blogger anne said...

Frequently I am embarrassed by the things my government does in the name of hunting down terrorists.

Please know that many of us Americans do not agree with the way our armed forces have been deployed, and many of us do not agree with what our commander-in-chief says.

4:34 am  
Blogger Mikkel said...

We know that, Anne. We have no quarrel with the American people. Our quarrel is with your leaders.

10:16 am  
Blogger Mikkel said...

I'm not a big fan of terrorism, either. Killing civilians is just not cricket, no matter who does it.

10:53 am  
Blogger MGL said...

Philosophical question: if a cricketer, in the course of carrying out a cricket game, kills innocent civilians (say, with the bat), is that cricket? If the move he was making was legal, for instance, but the effect was that someone got a cricket bat upside the head?

Deep!

2:08 pm  
Blogger Mikkel said...

møhøh.

9:17 am  
Blogger Lasse said...

HA HA HA HA HA !!!!
-I LOVE that accent!

6:41 pm  

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