Sunday, July 16, 2006


Julius Caesar wakes up in a pool of blood.
There are elephants in the lobby. They demand to be heard.
A voice says: 'You can't win. Drink the water.'
'Sign this,' the voice says.

Julius Caesar drinks coffee for the first time and likes it.
Animals are not allowed to vote because they taste good.
A second voice says: 'This is not the presidential suite.'
'Sign this,' the second voice says.

Julius Caesar is reading a memo by the pool as they circle him.
The summit is constantly interrupted by commercials.
A third voice says: 'You are the only white person in the world.'
'Sign this,' the third voice says.

Julius Caesar says: 'Elephants have always lived in the Alps.'


Anonymous eye said...

another nugget

10:32 am  
Blogger MGL said...

Very Georg Johannesenesque.

12:57 pm  

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