Thursday, July 20, 2006

Cocacolics Anonymous


The first step is admitting you have a problem.

15 Comments:

Blogger Susanne said...

It's just aesthetics, you fancy the bottle -- Right?

10:24 pm  
Blogger Leslie said...

My name is Leslie...

10:45 pm  
Anonymous maître said...

sombody should really eliminate those FKING jønkis, it's a waste

Ouppps, I almost forgot,
they should all be in need of legal assistance, I'll be there on the spot + I'm like really neutral

Zieg heil peeps

11:04 pm  
Blogger Mikkel said...

Aesthetes Anonymous, then.

11:36 pm  
Blogger Mikkel said...

ÆA.

11:36 pm  
Blogger Susanne said...

Yeah, because - as you know - the content tastes like Puke & Capitalism.

9:47 am  
Blogger Mikkel said...

Sounds like somebody took the Pepsi challenge.

12:23 pm  
Blogger Mikkel said...

On the subject of junkies: In my opinion addiction is a terrible socio-medicinal disease that shouldn't be allowed to be treated by private or religious operators. I sympathize with those poor souls who contract it, and their families, and I think we need to help them. But that being said, I must say that on a face-to-face level I find most junkies a bunch of annoying, whining cockroach zombies. In the words of William S. Burroughs (who should know): Never tell a junkie even your name. Most ex-junkies will say the same, I think.

12:50 pm  
Blogger Susanne said...

I have bought a few Fantas lately, I'm strangely drawn to the new Funky Orange-image, it's like Fanta grew up all of a sudden.

The most politically correct soft drink I can think of here in Bergen (a pity you're so far away, shadies) is Balholm authentic apple juice from Sogn, it's simply divine! - also on an ethical level.

4:02 pm  
Blogger Mikkel said...

What, and Fanta doesn't taste like capitalism? Puhlease.

Word verif.: ibena

6:15 pm  
Blogger Susanne said...

Oh, sure. I'm complicit. You're not?

7:03 pm  
Blogger Mikkel said...

I am squeeky clean as you well know. Ideologically speaking.

7:56 pm  
Anonymous børvis said...

yeah, wearing a hat like that you would have to be

2:43 pm  
Anonymous børvis said...

1. We admitted we were powereless over Coca Cola - that our teeth were rotting

2. Came to believe that Coca Cola Inc actually is a power greater than ourselves as they got shit loads of cash and can do pretty much anything.

3. Made a desicsion to join Pepsi.

4. Made a searching for all emtpy bottles and made sure they were washed out PROPERLY.

5. Took pictures of all the empty, washed out bottles and posted them on the internet in my own personal blog.

6. Were entirely ready to only drink Pepsi from now on.

7. Humbly asked my mate for some cash for a bottle of Pepsi.

8. Made a list of all the people I now had to go and convert to Pepsi-ism.

9. Converted all those motherfuckers on the list, and made sure they all LIKED me afterwards.

10. Totally skipped this step.

11. Meditated for hours and hours to try to empty Pepsi bottles using pure brain power ONLY.

12. Hang up little posters everywhere about how bad Coca Cola is for your teeth.

13. Performed oral sex on some innocent newcomer with rotting teeth. (this is the best step by far)

2:57 pm  
Blogger Mikkel said...

13 steps - why stop there? I propose a 257 step program.

3:18 pm  

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