Saturday, May 27, 2006

The SHÄDY ÄCRES reader survey

Forget what I just said about ritual human sacrifice. That was just gas.

The truth is we want you to think of us as friends. We are always, always open to new ideas and impulses.

So what would you monkeys want to see more of in this blögzine? Choose between the following alternatives:

a) News, high fashion, celebrity interviews and wild personality tests.

b) Counter culture, vibes from the underground music scene and crazy cool stuff.

c) Movie reviews, oven mittens and pictures of dwarves.

d) Arty things that intellectuals want to link to in order to appear "with it".

e) Panty sluts.

Remember, if even one of you monkeys fails to take the survey there'll be hell to pay. So get cracking, get get cracking.


Blogger Lasse said...

All these choices!?!!
hmmmn... .. ..

Go for a) -this is the real goldmine -now you've got us hooked -expand to the larger crowed. More of what everybody knows they want but haven't verbalized. News -that's so great thinking!!! High Fashion -I'm in! Who doesn't want to read celebrity interviews? There so smart, relevant and super people. This is the only way!


1:11 am  
Blogger Antagonous said...

It should be d) obviously. and let us link to the dizzying globe gif.

please please don't do the last part of c) or b) for the love of god!

4:19 am  
Blogger anne said...

I vote for crazy cool stuff and oven mittens.

Thanks for sharing the baby news - I am happy for both of you!

5:18 am  
Anonymous ungovernable said...

it's all good to me

1:54 pm  
Blogger Susanne said...

Could one combine d) and e) somehow, please?

2:06 pm  
Blogger Sara said...

f) gross and disgusting things juxtaposed with intellectual alibis for childish humour.

5:12 pm  
Anonymous ungovernable said...

yeah thats what we love you for!

7:08 pm  
Blogger Leslie said...

I was going to vote for g) "no mandatory polls" but I can now safely vote for f). Thank you, Sara.

9:03 pm  
Blogger Susanne said...

Now we're cookin' - def. f).

12:48 am  
Blogger Mikkel said...

Interesting. Very interesting.

2:54 am  

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