Monday, May 29, 2006

On behalf of some people

A conclusive list of things Sara does that we can all agree are greatly annoying and she should stop:

1) When Sara takes out the trash she never puts a fresh garbage bag into the trash can. That way she ensures that other people instead, coming into the kitchen to throw things out, are faced with accomplishing this task whilst holding garbage.

2) Often feeling a bit on the thirsty side, Sara likes to get little drinks of water from the kitchen. After taking a maximum of one sip she then proceeds to leave the half full glass on the floor, thus enabling people to trip over it.

3) Sara insists, for some inscrutable reason, on calling some people "Stinky".


Anonymous adam said...

Leaving glasses on the kitchen floor is an absolutely outrageous act of counter-revolutionary skulduggery, and should be denounced in the showiest of show trials.
As far as taking out the garbage goes, replacing the bag really is an afterthought, and as such neglecting to complete the job is a relatively minor offence.

3:37 am  
Blogger Mikkel said...

I couldn't agree more. But what the hell are you doing up at this hour?

3:39 am  
Anonymous adam said...

I just finished watching Sophie Scholl on dvd. It seems to fall into the same trap as Downfall: a relatively average film which contains an extraordinary performance (Bruno Ganz/Julia Jentsch) that renders it required viewing.
I take it that you are up late pondering the financial horror of Fatherhood Part 2!!!
(Unless there is more kinky sex afoot, of course).

4:08 am  
Blogger MGL said...

Re: nr 3), that's not "some people", Mikkel, just you.

9:12 am  
Blogger Mikkel said...

I haven't seen that one, but Bruno Ganz is a fine actor.

11:10 am  
Blogger Mikkel said...

I have always suspected that the character Alcide Nikopol in Enki Bilal's Nikopol trilogy is a relative of Bruno's.

11:36 am  
Blogger Antagonous said...

Sara is a genious.

5:03 pm  
Blogger Sara said...

*Beaming and grinning in evil and self-serving fashion*

9:17 pm  
Blogger surly fag said...

whereas i suppose the mere sight of mikkel's face is annoying enough to eclipse any of sara's pittfalls.

5:47 am  
Blogger Mikkel said...

Don't hate me just because I'm beautiful.

6:06 am  

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