Tuesday, May 23, 2006

I'M BACK!!

Phew. You guys must be sick up and fed with Mikkel by now. I have verbally abused a number of people at the internet company, and today they caved in and gave me a modem.

The rumour is true, by the way. I'm pregnant! All that weird, kinky sex paid off after all. So far the experience has brought me closer to the toilet bowl than ever, since I am constantly feeling sick and hungry.

Brilliant. Earth Mother Sara.

16 Comments:

Blogger Antagonous said...

yay for pregnancy!

boo to morning sickness.

5:44 pm  
Blogger Mikkel said...

I knew one day I would have to pay for all the weird, kinky sex.

6:45 pm  
Anonymous børvis said...

I've heard normal sex can cause pregnancy too. In england they used to think you could get pregnant sitting on someones lap. Now THAT's weird and kinky sex.

7:18 pm  
Anonymous maître said...

Congratulations on the pregnancy! And on the new modem.

7:24 pm  
Blogger MGL said...

Yay! Welcome back!

Børvis: do you know why puritans are against fucking standing up?

They're afraid it could lead to dancing.

11:07 pm  
Blogger surly fag said...

so it's true! how exciting. who's the father?

8:59 am  
Anonymous børvis said...

that's a fucking good question haha

3:22 pm  
Blogger Sara said...

That's rich coming from both of youse pathetic my-father-just-doesn't-love-me-and-look-what-it-did-to-me-morons. You can blame that one on the hormones.

4:01 pm  
Blogger Mikkel said...

AAAAAAAAhahahahaha! ZING!

4:06 pm  
Anonymous unalloyed delight said...

greetings EMS
may all the benevolent forces near and far bless the seed of life sprouting in your womb usw.
rabu rabu

7:16 pm  
Blogger Leslie said...

This distant stranger is sending you lots of goofy moral support. I have two teens who are smart, creative, fun (most of the time), edgy enough for me to relate to, generally poised and trustworthy, and marvelously independent. I wish on you the same luck (knowing that you get the luck you go looking for).

11:56 pm  
Blogger Sara said...

Thanks.

12:01 am  
Blogger Sara said...

I don't mean to be short, just very tired. Thank you for your sweet words, I really appreciate them.

12:08 am  
Blogger Mikkel said...

Me too.

12:36 am  
Blogger Mikkel said...

I
don't
mean
to
be
short
either

12:45 am  
Blogger Lasse said...

JJJUUUUHHHUUUU!!!!!!
So great! I am happy for you both!
Denmark is behind you all the way!
http://www.free-pictures-photos.com/flowers/flowers-01xs.jpg
This picture is for you.
:-D

9:58 pm  

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