Tuesday, May 23, 2006

I just had an amazing brainwave

I’ve recently noticed that some of my problems are not unique in nature. This had led me to form the belief that some human problems are not particular, but rather shared between groups of people.

This insight has really opened my eyes. Now all I see is a bunch of shared problems that no one seems to be doing anything about. Like, what about world hunger? The environment? The Middle East? I could go on and on.

But hold on: What if we tried solving some of these problems together?

Here is what I propose: We appoint someone, a group of people, to deal with these shared issues that affect us all. How do we find someone suitable? Weeell, we could hold some sort of lottery, or a contest, a show of hands even.

Then we give these people (let’s call them our leaders for lack of a better word) absolute deciding power, power over life and death. They’ll need money, obviously, so we each give them part of our income. We’ll figure out some sort of system.

These leaders now devote themselves entirely to solving our common problems. How long could it possibly take? We could have this thing wrapped up by next Tuesday.


Anonymous ungovernable said...

Anders Foe Røvmusen forced to traverse red zone in Bagdad due to sandstorm..
i hope he never returns

6:56 pm  
Blogger Mikkel said...

DEATH to the collaborators!

12:01 am  
Anonymous 制御 できない said...


11:25 am  
Blogger Mikkel said...

That's easy for you to say.

1:21 pm  
Anonymous unregierbare görlfreund said...

i jast vanted to sei dat i so ägree vit you

1:59 pm  
Blogger Sara said...

Hey, korti ska du være på messenger? Hæh?

2:33 pm  
Anonymous kahoogachan said...

ekkje heme no men eg loggar på seinare. kei?

2:56 pm  
Blogger Lasse said...

Sounds like the perfect plan!
..but I didn't vote for THAT guy!

12:54 am  

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