Saturday, May 13, 2006

Exposé revealed

Lüleå: An authentic Finnmärscker city flush with picturesque neighborhoods; rickety, white wooden houses lining narrow, cobbled streets...

Or is it?

Our exclusive SHÄDY ÄCRES photo reportage hints at a more sinister truth: Notice if you will the badly executed paint job on a randomly selected building next door to us.

Did they run out of paint just as they'd finished painting the part of the building visible to a tourist? You will agree that this is highly unlikely.

Which leaves a terrible question unanswered:

What are they hiding?

Is this charming tourist destination perhaps in reality a sham, a Potempkin village, an elaborate hoax? It may very well be.

And if it is, then what does that make us? God help us all.

8 Comments:

Anonymous das auge said...

and they even gave you a toe manicure before they put you in the cage?

8:16 am  
Blogger Mikkel said...

No, but they did give me a pedicure.

2:47 am  
Anonymous das auge said...

I stand corrected ...

11:26 am  
Blogger Mikkel said...

I sit correctly.

1:40 am  
Blogger Mikkel said...

Or do I?!

7:17 am  
Blogger MGL said...

90 degree angle in the elbows, back straight, eyes centered and forward, feet solidly planted on the ground, pedicurator on floor.

9:05 am  
Blogger Lasse said...

You shoot some very nice pictures my friend!

10:34 pm  
Blogger Sara said...

Only I shot at least half of them, but Mikkel likes to post my photos. grr.

4:49 pm  

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