Friday, February 10, 2006

SHÄDY ÄCRES demographics

Well what can I tell you, we've had you monkeys analyzed. This is what we came up with:

41% are disabled. You sit there, drooling, mesmerized by the flickering blue light of the monitor.

38% are surly fags. Actually, that's just one of you, but it sure feels like 38%.

21% have a gender. The others are male.

20% are, well, over the hill.

15% are asylum seekers. You flock to the cool, green hills of SHÄDY ÄCRES, hoping for a better life.

16% are generic. Plain Jane. For your profile you use a funny picture you found using the Google searchphrase: "funny picture".

6% are homeless. You wander aimlessly from one net café to the other.

5% are gypsy/travellers. Next blog. Next blog. Next blog.

5% are prostitutes, and not the high class escort kind if you catch my drift.

6% are something other than the above. This segment includes storfs, ninjas and eskimos.

If you add up these percentages you'll find there are not nearly enough chairs. 5% of you have to sit on my lap, and I'm not talking about the gypsies.



Blogger Leslie said...

One of my favorite recent spam subject lines said: "Does your wife need a new sex?!?" and I've been thinking about that line ever since. Only *now* do I understand the answer--she apparently "needs" to be "Gender #21" instead of being her current sex... However, I still don't understand one thing. Could you please explain to me how being married to a "Gender #21" will enhance a man's penis?

7:15 am  
Blogger surly fag said...

when is \m/ sara \m/ going to update? guess i'll just go and look at her picture again and throw up my goats.

7:39 am  
Blogger Mikkel said...

Gender 21 is a cover band. They do Level 42 songs at half speed and in drag.

11:03 am  
Blogger surly fag said...

omg level 42. for a while my brother was playing them a lot because they were his bass teachers favourite band so that's what my brother would have to learn. i used to dance around him sing-songing the lyrics to antagonise him. it was great fun.

they's be fags. they don't wear goat antlers and take photos next to chains!

3:54 pm  

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