Sunday, January 29, 2006

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy

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24 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mikkel you are wasting away. Clearly that diet of muffins is killing you. I realize this is a super hero in front of you, but given his size I would hope the circumference of your arms would at least look slightly proportionally bigger.

According to the proposed food guide, you have a variety of choices. There's even ape! I think it's time to expand your nutritional consciousness.

1:05 am  
Blogger Mikkel said...

That's just mean.

2:25 am  
Blogger Sara said...

Get fucked.

11:09 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nicole told me she had a dream.

-you should get mickle to analyse it
-mikk-el?
-michael, mikk-el, whatever. i like to think of him as mickle pickle
-no i don't want to

so like the asshole i am, her dream (the small amount i know of it is as follows):

we were walking around a huge house. it was quite dark and there were people watching us.

WHAT MEAN

1:34 pm  
Blogger Mikkel said...

It's gonna cost you.

The house is her sexuality. It's a huge looming mystery to her because she's never been in there. On a fundamental level she knows nothing about her own desires, and she's afraid that other people (the people watching) might find out she's been pretending all along.

At the same time she wants them to watch her as she sneaks around peeping through the windows, trying to gauge what's in there. Since she can't (or won't) get in it's the only thing that makes it real for her.

There are basic exhibitionist/voyeur issues at work here.

6:31 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mean?! Get Fucked?!

please see entries titled "Volksbildung" & "Our new logo" (the lower left one) and combine with: one svelte Mikkel in this photo and the hilarity of kids with super hero status....and you will see it isn't mean but very very humourous and I might add complimentary to both people in the photo.

What has become of the witty Shady Acres sense of humour that keeps me coming back here?

Seriously, no offense intended.

6:36 pm  
Blogger Mikkel said...

Yes, I'm just a big friendly teddybear that you should be able to fling hurtful anonymous insults at with impunity.

7:53 pm  
Blogger surly fag said...

i sense the make-it-up-as-you-go technique inevitably leads towards a sexual conclusion, but all psycho-analysis does anyway.

i just like to see you work your mad skills.

4:28 am  
Blogger Mikkel said...

Hey, I'm just the messenger. It's you people who keep coming to me with those filthy dreams. Filthy!

4:58 am  
Anonymous nicole said...

we were already in the house.. and surly you are an asshole.

10:39 am  
Blogger Mikkel said...

You had surlygirly with you in the house? Intriguing. This is clearly an indication of the Hildegarde van Griesenbingen-syndrome.

4:33 pm  
Anonymous nicole said...

...

7:47 am  
Blogger surly fag said...

i second the motion:
...

10:18 am  
Blogger Mikkel said...

What is this - suddenly you're manga characters?

11:57 am  
Blogger Mikkel said...

To the anonymous person: Keep in mind that things move very fast in this format, sometimes too fast.

It's the anonymity that bugs me. If someone identifies himself, he can say almost anything on this blog. Just look at Surlygirly - half of what she says is an insult. She can get away with it because she signs it with a name she invented. Next time try that.

10:29 pm  
Anonymous nicole said...

Mikkel what does me dream meeeean?

10:17 am  
Blogger Mikkel said...

You need to tell me more, Nicole. There's not much there: Were you walking around or around in a huge house? Who was with you? Was it the surlypie? Was the house itself dark or was it dark outside the house? Were the people watching from inside or outside the house? How do you feel about your mother?

11:13 am  
Anonymous nicole said...

okay me and surly are walking around a large old home. Some rooms are very worn out with ripped wallpaper and holes in the floor, these rooms are always in full light. As we walk in to other rooms they have been beautifully redesigned but there is very little light in them.
There are clusters of people in the dark rooms that are talking and sometimes look up at us. They seem mildly curious but not overly so and go back to takling amongst themselves though sometimes glance over. They dont make me feel uncomfortable but I don't feel like I should approach them... and that's about all I can remember

6:12 am  
Anonymous Antagonous said...

ok, point taken. Have chosen a name! thanks for the reply.....will proceed to inadvertantly insult with abandon.

6:37 am  
Blogger Mikkel said...

Antagonous: welcome to SHÄDY ÄCRES! Enjoy your stay.

Nicole: That is one muddy dream. I'll have to give it some thought. But I have to admit, it seems to me like you are leaving out significant details on purpose. Is there something you're not telling me? Who were the people? What happened in that house? How did the dream end?

I can asure you that I will take it in the strictest confidence. I have taken an oath, you know. Or was it an oat? I'm not sure anymore. That was in another country and besides the wench is dead.

2:56 pm  
Anonymous Nicole said...

Captian Obvious.

Surly spent Christmas with my family in the old house that my parents are redecorating. I didn't recognise any of this in the dream but it seems painfully obvious now. I don't know who the people were. They were white, in their late 20's, wearing all black ,attractive though I couldn't really see their faces.
I remember Surly standing just behind me on my right side(where she had mostly been the whole time ) before the dream ended but don't remember anything more specific.

I think i'm just homesick.

6:31 am  
Anonymous nicole said...

captain captain!

6:33 am  
Blogger Mikkel said...

Shit! Sorry, Nicole, I haven't been this far back for a while. I completely missed your comment.

I think you're right. Often our own interpretation of a dream is more important than the dream itself. You should probably ask yourself why you felt this dream was important.

12:33 am  
Anonymous nicole said...

i'm not sure it was important.. just weird.

1:44 am  

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