Friday, November 04, 2005

A plea for parity

A point got lost in last week's gender equality debate.

Fact 1: Me and the czaritsa have been blogging for exactly the same period of time - to the day.

Fact 2: On average, the czaritsa posts about two thirds the number of entries I do.

Now, would someone please explain to me why I still get only half the profile views she does? What am I – chopped rævpostei? You people should be ashamed of yourselves.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are simply too hot! Wise women stay away from temptations like you to avoid terror attacks,-like haunting you down with sex bombs tied around our waists and get lost on the terrible Finnmarksvidd... Thats why!

4:59 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, and by the way that counts for gay men too. Conclution: Only women and gay men find answers to their wonderings in life through your blog.

5:04 pm  
Blogger Mikkel said...

THAT'S IT! Finally someone with some sense. "The terrible Finnmärcksvidd..."

I'm going to live on this one comment for a month.

5:08 pm  
Blogger Mikkel said...

Not sure about the second bit.

5:10 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What? Arn't you glad to help the sweet gays find their path in life? Imagine the wonderfull farm you could have on the Finnmarcksvidd! A big house of obeying women and their hair dressers to keep them hot and smoothe at all time! Just get som traps out and get started!

Be sure to show me the photos of your inventions and the farm as time goes by. Maybe I will suggest a visit one day to see what you made of it. We can start our very own trading.. - My God this is a great business idea!

5:26 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will convince the laidies to go for you anyway. I have a way with my sweet sisters;)

5:28 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

P.s. I will tell them to "drop" the bombs...

5:37 pm  
Blogger Mikkel said...

"A big house of obeying women and their hairdressers to keep them hot and smoothe at all times..."

Fuck. Did you just read my mind or did you plant that idea by some sort of twisted telepathy?

Either way, I'm with you.

5:44 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guess it's just parts of the memories and ways of thinking that sometimes slips through from my former life as a man. Better for you to rest with that thought than lying awake at night, frightened because you are a victim of my twisted telepathy, right?

I do have SOME sort of moral you see!

6:02 pm  
Blogger Sara said...


9:03 pm  
Anonymous adam said...

I REALLY need to find a girlfriend.

10:27 pm  
Blogger b1-66er said...

mikkel -- when people
see you they know, with sara
it's "what did i see?"

11:35 pm  
Blogger Mikkel said...

Adam, I can probably get you the phone number for that cwazy, telepathic chick. She was a man in a former life, so you two should have a lot to talk about.

B, I know they know
I just don't know what they know
you know what I mean?

1:08 am  

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