Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Stop Flöketing proposal 2317/2005

Say no to the Kväppland Canal!

This is an issue of vital importance to us all. We at SHÄDY ÄCRES urge everybody to sign the petition NOW! Do not allow this insane motion to be carried against the will of more than 78% of the Finnmärscker population.

WE DEMAND A REFERENDUM!

Not only does the planned trajectory of the canal go right through the breeding grounds of the mighty storf, it will also disrupt the seasonal migration pattern of the fjörf.

The local Kväppodders are completely dependent on the meat of the storf and the fjörf. Traditional storfekjøtt and fjörfekjøtt dishes, spiced with grillkrydder, make up more than ¾ of the kväppodder diet.

A Katterak/Skagegat canal will arguably bring in yearly revenues of up to 23 Billion Reichmärck, but it will also irreversibly change the flow of the Badminton Stream, with incalculable environmental consequences for us - and generations to come!

Even if we accept the idea of a Katterak/Skagegat canal, why in Kväppland? It could be built easier, faster, cheaper, and with less environmental damage - through the Fnättland Bottleneck. This is just another example of the long-established racist arrogance that permeates Finnmärscker-Kväppodder relations.

The Schtültenboobies administration should know better!

WE DEMAND A REFERENDUM! SIGN THE PETITION TODAY! JOIN THE FIGHT FOR SUSTAINABLE DEVELOPMENT!

The SHÄDY ÄCRES Ad Hoc committee
against proposal 2317/2005

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3 Comments:

Blogger Mikkel said...

Come on, guys. Start signing the petition. This is not a joke, OK?

6:07 pm  
Blogger MGL said...

Oh, right. I, Märtin Grüner Lärsen, hereby sign the petition. This outrage must be nön-schtöpped!

4:04 pm  
Blogger Mikkel said...

Only one signature. I'm not angry, just disappointed.

1:39 pm  

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