Monday, October 31, 2005

Call of the wild

I have decided to become a Kväpödder. This is something I've given a lot of thought, lately. It has become painfully obvious to me that I'm not cut out for this urban sex bomb life.

I have done everything to make myself interesting: I tried to be cool, I tried to be clever, I tried to be sexy - hell, I was even a Latvian there for a while.

And what happens? I'm still covered in storfekjøtt. Something's gotta give.

I'm heading north.

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